One step on the plane and I’ve already been asked if I was with the brown guy walking ahead of me. “No, I am not with him,” I say indignantly. I have to remind myself that is just the generation of assholes before me! “Well, you’re still in the same area as he is.” Thank you for letting me know that all the brown people get seated next to each other? Going to sleep this flight away and hope that I wake up in a better goddamn mood!
I got to the airport 4 hours early like the lame sauce I am.